Chattel Slavery allusions like this one belong in 1850s-era archives, not 2012 break rooms.

If they close the Georgia State Archives to the public, I am boycotting peaches.

Feeding documents into a copy machine is way less satisfying than feeding sandwiches into my mouth. #referenceservices

In honor of the Universal Declaration on Archives, I’d like to universally declare that I believe lunch to be the meal most enhancing and beneficial to society, and the most deserving of the continued support of legislators and publics alike.

This archive is as cold as a refrigerator. At least the papers won’t spoil…

I’m gonna start harvesting inactive mold and dust, then I’m gonna market it as a new “vintage-themed” seasoning.

If I eat anymore, I might end up with a digestive backlog!

Pretty sure the plastic they use to make tupperware is not archival quality. #offgassing

We just received this from a donor as a thank you gift. Yes, there is really fudge inside.

Change a few vowels and suddenly “donor” becomes “diner.”